Red Alert- Government Conspiracy

This brilliant lady has discovered that the government is trying to poison the american water supply. Check out the evidence:

Don't you love what this blog has turned into? I still think my amp blog is way cooler.

I thought they were Joking!

So, if the District Office of some City (like Encino, California) contacts you, asking permission to use your picture for "municipal beautification", remember to ask if you might be able to receive some compensation. It's worth a try, instead of just laughing and saying, "Sure, whatever!".Maybe I could have made a few bucks. Well, at least my face is getting out there. And, apparently I'm not as repulsive to the ladies as we all might have thought.

My Secret Life of Crime

I have an exciting new past-time.My roommate recently moved away. There was a bit of garbage left behind. However, this is not as easily disposed of as you might think. This is because there is a baby in this house, and so the City-appointed Garbage Bin for this house is full capacity long before halfway through the week.
So, I am left with full garbage bags with nowhere to dispose of them.
I put them in my trunk and try to find bins around town that never usually get filled. It's scary, but it's what I do.