It takes place in room of the third floor of a building. The room was small and empty with one large window. There were about 3 of us in the room. When I looked out the window, there was some people down on the ground below, supposedly waging war against us. So, in essence, the guy right below our window, down on the sidewalk was trying to kill us. (This dream is getting exciting now, isn't it?) Anyways, he had this contraption sitting between the 2 wheels of some sort of bike trailer. The contraption had a pipe that went straight up to right outside our window. Then there was this dinky little hose that attached to the top of the pipe and went inside our window. Anyways, this whole contraption was some sort of flame-thrower that the guy down on the street was controlling. He was shooting bursts of flames in through the window, trying to burn us up. The flames narrowly missed my friends standing on the left side of the window inside the room (I was on the right). Everyone was ok though.
I thought this wasn't cool that we might get burned, so I gave the pipe outside a shove so that it fell away from the building. This upset the guy outside a bit but he quickly got his flame-throwing contraption upright again and shot more flames inside our room.
This next time, in order to protect us, I yanked the hose off of the pipe. This caused the flames to shoot straight up into the air out of the pipe outside our window whenever the guy below pushed his button. This made the guy below really angry and he started yelling at us to give him back his hose so he could kill us with it. He even climbed up the pipe to the window to look in at us and demand the hose back. I told him I would give it back if he promised he would stop blowing flames in our window. I explained that he had almost burned my friends and that he wasn't being polite. He retorted that I wasn't being polite by stealing his hose. I couldn't argue with this, so I planned to throw the hose back to him while he hung on to the window sill (we were standing by the door of the room). I figured that I could then make a run for it along with my friends if I had to.
Before I had a chance to give him back the hose though, he told me that we were in a battle with each other and that I should started acting like it. Then he proceeded to throw a hammer at us. The hammer stuck into the door right beside us. This got me quite upset and I actually yelled at him: "How Rude! You could have put someone's eye out with that!" He resonded by saying, "I know! I'm trying to! This is a war! If you don't like it, you can leave!"
At this point, I yelled, "Fine!" and threw him back his hose and left.
As I walked away down the hallway, I was muttering to my friend about how rude the guy at the window was and that there was no excuse for such impoliteness. I don't care if it is a war, I still think it is pretty rude to try and kill someone.

1 comment:
That was an intense dream Matt...with a good Canadian moral to it. Your willingness to give some Sesame Street action to your assasin may have saved you your life.
Oh and by the way, I didn't agree with your rant about single people. I hear married people complain more about being married than I do single people being single. Maybe we just live in 2 different worlds Matt. Don't get me wrong here. There is something wonderful and beautiful and tough about marriage that the "single" person doesn't know about just yet. But this time in life to be single is teaching me things and showing me things I know I would not learn the same in marriage. Plus I get to spend time with whoever (or is it whomever?) I want GUILTY free. There is much beauty in the life of a single person. Oh yes.
I think I may be one of the few who can say this and mean it but there you have it.
Cheers Matt...Oh and by the way, I was talking to the youth pastor here and he told me his youth group is going to go to the other church in Cranbrook and then go to Panic Squad later on in the eveing. Just FYI.
Liz :)
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